Arcjec: Pick up all of this trash on your floor.

If you're referring to all the cans of CODE RED, then you would be completely mistaken about them being trash.

If there were levels of how insanely wrong you are about the soda, you'd be on the highest level of wrong. You're wrong in every sense of the definition, of which there are many. You are wrong so many times.

The ones laying down have been haphazardly tossed back as you finished them. The ones standing up are finished too, actually but you have left a couple marinating there for a while near your desk in case of some sort of hurried caffeinated emergency.

The balls of paper might be trash though, maybe you'll pick them up when you feel like it.