Ellsee: Message valued friend for reassurance.


-- existereOracle [EO] began trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --

EO: ArcjΣc¿¿
-- animatedHumorist [AH] suggests you get cradled snugly into your preferred selection of ass cushioning because you’re about to become one with the liberating cacophony of there being fucking nothing. --
EO: Oh comΣ on.
EO: You’rΣ rΣading thΣsΣ mΣssagΣs¡¡ I can tΣll¡¡

AH: XDXD Wow, it’s amazing that you have a proficiently acute sense of knowing that I have nothing better to do with my time besides wait for you to come roaring in for my attention. XDXD
AH: XDXD Especially tonight. XDXD
AH: XDXD Let it be known to me from now on that on top of every other thing you have that you also know how to state the obvious. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m very impressed. XDXD

EO: I’m sorry but, can you plΣasΣ not makΣ fun of mΣ just for now¿¿
EO: It’s finΣ and fun most of thΣ timΣ, but I am sadly rΣally just not in thΣ mood for stuff likΣ that right now.

AH: XDXD Oh, uh. XDXD
AH: XDXD Fuck, sorry? XDXD

EO: No, no it's finΣ.
EO: I'm sorry too.
EO: It's just...
EO: Ugh..................
EO: I don't know...
EO: I fΣΣl strangΣ, I’vΣ bΣΣn fΣΣling strangΣ a lot latΣly.
EO: Or... strangΣr than usual.
EO: I want to talk sΣriously for a sΣcond if that’s okay.

AH: XDXD I mean, I think that’s all I really do? XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m not sure what’s different from the usual me that you’re expecting here. XDXD

EO: Just answΣr mΣ a quΣstion rΣal quick and thΣn I’ll go.
EO: Do you think I'm... likΣablΣ¿¿
EO: LikΣ, do you think I havΣ anything spΣcial about mΣ in my pΣrsonality¿¿

AH: XDXD No. XDXD
EO: HΣy¡¡
AH: XDXD I mean, no, that isn’t a question I’m going to answer because it’s really fucking stupid of you to ask me that. XDXD
AH: XDXD There is only one real answer for that question and its super obvious. XDXD

EO: And what is this spΣcial answΣr¿¿
EO: Is it onΣ that’s going to makΣ mΣ fΣΣl bΣttΣr¿¿

AH: XDXD Probably not at all. XDXD
EO: GrΣat, glad I can always count on you for hΣlpful advicΣ.
EO: =:/

AH: XDXD Is this about your matesprit? XDXD
AH: XDXD The blue guy? XDXD
AH: XDXD Well, the OTHER blue guy. XDXD
AH: XDXD I barely know him besides the fact that he's weird and so formally over polite it makes me feel the need to find the nearest corner to stare at to avoid eye contact. XDXD

EO: YΣah...
EO: Or at lΣast I think it could bΣ about him.
EO: It might just all bΣ mΣ bΣing nΣΣdy.
EO: I'm honΣstly not surΣ what's wrong.

AH: XDXD Well what you’re asking for here isn’t something that you can train to become better, it’s just kind of something you find out. XDXD
AH: XDXD Likable traits are like defecation hatches. XDXD
AH: XDXD They’re all there to hold a big load of shit until it inevitably has got to go. XDXD
AH: XDXD And you’re stuck with the mess afterwards. XDXD
AH: XDXD You can clean it up sure, but that smell never fully goes away. XDXD

EO: What doΣs that mΣan Σxactly¿¿
AH: XDXD It means you have to deal with your shit as it comes and goes. XDXD
AH: XDXD You’re just kind of you and you have to stick with yourself no matter what so, shit or no shit, it’s all based on perception. XDXD

EO: I think your lΣsson got prΣtty lost in translation.
EO: But it's thΣ thought that counts so...
EO: Thank you, I guΣss¿¿

AH: XDXD Well, then you’re just going to have to deal with the shit of me not being the best at moral support. XDXD
AH: XDXD See? My introspective lessons are totally real and applicable. XDXD
AH: XDXD Did it get your emotional juices flowing just the way you wanted? XDXD

EO: I mΣan not nΣcΣssarily but you gavΣ mΣ an answΣr at lΣast.
EO: I guΣss all in all you arΣ probably right.
EO: MaybΣ I am just ovΣrthinking it¿

AH: XDXD Well if you're looking for honesty, your biggest and first mistake wasn’t even on those grounds. XDXD
AH: XDXD Your busted heel is attributed to you seriously picking the worst spokesperson for endearing speeches. XDXD
AH: XDXD Next time you need an emotional pick me up feel free to leave me about a million expanses away from it. XDXD
AH: XDXD That advice is free use, tell everyone about it. XDXD

EO: Oooooh, so this lΣsson is actually about you, huh¿¿
EO: PrΣtty sΣlfish to flip somΣthing about mΣ into your own problΣms likΣ that.

AH: XDXD I don’t have to take this. XDXD
EO: But hΣrΣ you arΣ taking it.
EO: And you will continuΣ to takΣ it.
EO: BΣcausΣ it's mΣ.
EO: =>;o

AH: XDXD Eh. XDXD
EO: MaybΣ I was wrong about anothΣr thing, maybΣ you nΣΣd all of thΣ introspΣction and nobody ΣlsΣ should gΣt any.
AH: XDXD Oh, yeah. Why don’t I just start from the ground up and speak the gospel of how expansively my soul will stretch towards tedium? XDXD
AH: XDXD Why don’t I give myself a new name for fun? Hell, how about TWO new names for fun?? XDXD
AH: XDXD Both of them will suck and I’ll go right back to being Arcjec ‘I’d rather die than see this jerk take another step in his block’ Voorat but you know, you gotta do what you gotta do. XDXD

EO: WΣll hΣy, you don’t know.
EO: MaybΣ somΣthing amazing will happΣn¡¡

AH: XDXD Well now you’re just forcing my hand. XDXD
EO: Uhhhh, am I¿¿
AH: XDXD Oh yeah, you have no idea what you just brought into me. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m going to do what I just said and more. XDXD

EO: I thought you wΣrΣ trying to say that you plannΣd on continuing to do nothing¿¿
AH: XDXD I’ll find some clever ways to do nothing, just you wait. XDXD
EO: ArcjΣc no, c'mon that's so dumb¡¡
AH: XDXD Nope this is happening. XDXD
AH: XDXD Just remember, this is all your fault right now. XDXD

EO: =>:?

-- animatedHumorist [AH] gave up trolling existereOracle [EO] --

And he did just that in a display only suited for the beginning of our tale.