Calder: Check Skorpe.

Your SKORPE THEME is "REGALITYMANIA'S RETRIBUTION" and it is housed under the watchful eye of one WINSTON CHURCHILL, notable yellowblood of ages past and avid practitioner of alchemic wonders.

Taken on as an understudy by the many planetary noblemen of the past, he managed to use his knowledge to transmute his skin into pure GOLD — an incredible feat of intellectual prowess; or so the story goes. Sadly, this was just before the precious metal became... not-so-precious. Unable to change back, he lived the rest of his days in pain and misery.

You still consider him to be a twelve star man, though.