Oh, hell. They know. How do they ALWAYS know???
An extra bit of pep in your step and SUDDENLY, the merry parade of chuckle bozos is raining down on you and buzzing around like an annoying swarm of giggle-hungry flies. Yeah, how DARE you want a little bit of instant gratification once in a while.
Guess you're stuck paying the wacky piper for a victimless crime. This is not going to be fun.