EO: Look at that¡¡ I nΣvΣr took you for thΣ giving typΣ.
AH: XDXD Last I checked, you couldn't boot up that laptop your beefed out matesprit stoically manhandled to you until you begged me for help. XDXD
AH: XDXD Not only that, but I had to teach you how to use it. Step by step, if you'll recall. XDXD
AH: XDXD This is just me skipping the begging part and deciding to be useful. XDXD
EO: YΣah, but that's diffΣrΣnt¡¡¡¡
EO: I askΣd you for a favor and you obligΣd. It wasn't a spontanΣous gift, it was a "plΣasΣ and thank you".
EO: You don't ΣvΣn movΣ thΣ box along for YulΣpassing¡¡
AH: XDXD That's out of principle. I hate that shallow holiday bait. XDXD
AH: XDXD THIS is repentance for my blunder. XDXD
AH: XDXD Besides, I saved your ass in the end, didn't I? XDXD
EO: And ΣndangΣrΣd countlΣss othΣr assΣs¡¡¡¡
AH: XDXD There's no way I could have known the pillar was that large! I was trying to be discreet!! XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm sure everyone who ran away is perfectly fine. XDXD
EO: WΣll, bΣtwΣΣn you and mΣ, thΣrΣ's onΣ pΣrson I hopΣ got a littlΣ splattΣrΣd. =:/
AH: XDXD That's very morbid and I don't want anything to do with it. XDXD
EO: Oh, comΣ on¡¡¡¡ HΣ was wΣaring a SΣVΣRΣD HAND around his nΣck and his vibΣs wΣrΣ rancid¡¡¡¡¡¡